New essay up!

The good people at PANK have published my horror story, “Not an English Person.” It begins,

To lose one job may be regarded as a misfortune but, as Oscar Wilde might say, to lose two looks like carelessness. I am on my fifth in five years.

Go read the whole thing! Then try to sleep tonight. I dare you.

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