You like Internet black holes, right? Who doesn’t? And I take it for granted that you, educated, affluent, and intelligent reader, also like Mad Men, the best television show ever that is on basic cable right now.

Bearing all of that in mind, here is a round-up of every Mad Men recap I read, or have read, or is worth reading. You can thank me in the comments.

• Slate’s TV Club, for a serious take
• Project Rungay — for a stylish, thoughtful take
• Television Without Pity — for a straightforward take
• Culture Vulture — for an analytical take
• Pajiba — for a cheerfully bitchy take
• The Awl — for historical and cultural context
• Best Week Ever for shits, giggles, and Photoshopping.

You’re welcome! Let me know if I missed a good one.