six word memoirs

In the spirit of this project, I’ve been brainstorming six word memoirs of my time at Swarthmore for work. So far I’ve come up with:

“dorks everywhere! never been so happy”

“I learned to love my belly”

“School funded film about dancing tampons”

“They say, ‘Wait til college.’ They’re right.”

These are sort of rosy … maybe I’ll write a more cynical series. Ones for my actual life would be even harder. I could write one for Mr. Ben, who is finally getting sworn into the New York bar tomorrow morning: “After 3.5 years, attorney at last.”

ETA: More cynical ones:

“Four full years of sensitivity training”

“Blissful navel gazing in ivory tower”

2 thoughts on “six word memoirs”

  1. I was going to say give Ben a congratulatory hug, but then I realized I can do it myself in about 2 weeks! can you give him a pre-hug for me?

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