But in the meantime, please enjoy this nonsense, courtesy of the NYT:

Inane
Priceless quote: “Yet like other working-class millionaires of Silicon Valley, she harbors anxieties about her financial future.”

Inaner
Priceless quote: “Fat is no rutabaga” (and death I think is no parenthesis?)

Inanest
Priceless quote: “Pink armbands for misdemeanors are a start. Stronger measures could be next for corruption and extrajudicial killings.”