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stereotype check (courtesy of nyt):
He is taught to take at least an hour to say goodbye at family gatherings; always to complain in restaurants about the seating, the air-conditioning and the menu; and to order salmon with everything. He is also taught to talk to his parents eight or nine times a day on his cellphone and to say “I love you” to them like a child. And he is taught never to admit he is in perfect health.
true for me? i’d say: yes; no; absolutely; of course; and no. i am in perfect health. especially perfect mental health. try asking me about it sometime!