happy december 25th!
i overdid it on the nyquil today and ended up sleeping through christmas eve dinner. not that we celebrate yoshke day. another jewish family came over and my mother made ducklings and roast onions and i was upstairs, blissfully sleeping in pants and socks.
that, despite having recently seen 28 days later (scary) and 21 grams (sad).
i only have one grad skool application left to send out (scary? sad?). this feels somewhat like a cusp-of-the-future moment. an old friend and i were wandering around a mall and she dragged me over to kay “the k stands for kheap!” jewelers and for the first time in my life i came face to face with diamond rings.
check out the Design Your Own Ring link from that site. it’s currently making the hair rise on the back of my neck. then of course there’s the spending guidelines which recommend the traditional 2 months of salary. they even offer a thingy that calculates for you what that would be.
it’s kind of like an online quiz, only creepier. for instance, “what shape reflects YOUR love?
The luxurious oval shaped diamond is a definite favorite. Oval shaped diamonds are guaranteed to leave an everlasting impression of luxury regardless of how they are worn. This piece is destined for lovers who demonstrate both creativity and dependability. Fun-loving women who allow their true wild-side to shine through often prefer this shape as well.”
or — like captain planet — heart!: “Heart shaped diamonds beautifully and simply reflect a relationship that is meant to last “happily ever after.” Although the heart is feminine and delicate, its spectacular shape captures all the attention it deserves, as this shape is very difficult to cut. The heart shape conveys the endless love that exists between two people and reinforces the genuineness and passion that only true love shares.”
ew ew ew. ew. but the alternatives are also gross: she’ll never know …. as seen on tv.
funny how i started off talking about christmas and ending up talking about consumerism. actually, that’s a pretty hackneyed point; i apologize. i’m going to see movies with the jews tomorrow at visions. very exciting. have a happy holiday everyone and may you give/receive all the shiny objects you wish.