i love away messages/AIM info bits. they’re so telling. (screennames abbrieviated to protect the perverse)
sl15: “snow, snow, you make me glow”
hm83: “hilary from freshprince: who are all these ladies, and why do you feel like you have to have sex with them?
leon phelps: well, hmmm, let me see…have you ever had sex?
lp: “hannuka party and much drunkenness”
t2: “WWBD?”
b101: “:-) 🙂 🙂 🙂 :-)” (he’s in love)
and my little brother: “I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen.”