oh, i imagine, the many many things i could be doing. working on any of the four major projects/papers i have due in the coming weeks. going to the gym maybe — i hear people do that. cleaning my room, clearing off my desk (it’s five layers deep), hanging up sweaters … yawn. no, no, it’s november 19, which is a different anniversary of sorts, and in honor of today i’m going to focus not on what i’m not (i.e., industrious, atheletic, tidy, organized) and instead dwell on what i am ( … well, at the very least, the kind of person who remembers bizarre anniversaries).
brigid: [knocks] are you naked?
ester: oh, hang on. [opens door] no, sorry. i was just getting dressed. in fact i’m wearing two sets of clothing.
brigid: hmm, too bad. well, i think i’ll go shower.
ester: copycat.
brigid: okay, i’ll never shower again. that’ll show you i don’t want to be like you. … wait a minute: gloria steinem showers! i’m so torn …
i heart my living arrangement. i am trying very hard not to dwell on the possible depression that will set in when at least two, and possibly three, of my closest friends leave this immediate vicinity. as the move will quite possibly make two, if not three, of them sublimely happy, it is quite selfish of me to think in these terms — and worse, to mention it to them.
quick! think of something else. my desk! presently boasts, just in front of me, the following items: a small stuffed one-eyed duck; an empty water bottle; a box of floss; a plastic spoon; an unused coffee cup top; a copy of fires in the mirror; a tape dispenser; catie curtis’s truth from lies; two bandana; and an orange and black toy gun-like object that i think you’re supposed to use on potatoes. and that’s just strata I.