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Christmas for the Jews

I’m so happy that I almost can’t take stock of how happy I am. It’s almost unfathomable. For sure I’ve never been this happy on a rainy Wednesday in November.

Let’s list the top five, shall we. In order of Exactly How Exuberant This Result Makes Ester:

#5) A moderate Muslim man in Minnesota makes it into Congress. First ever, and, oddly, not even in Michigan. (Bonus points for alliteration.) Lots of firsts, actually:

First woman to serve as speaker of the house: Nancy Pelosi

First Muslim elected to U.S. Congress: Keith Ellison

First Democratic Socialist elected to U.S. Congress: Bernie Sanders

First Jewish governor of New York: Eliot Spitzer

First African-American governor of Massachusetts: Deval Patrick

And, according to the Gay and Lesbian Victory Fund, 67 openly gay candidates were elected to state and local offices (more than ever before)

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#4) We won the House decisively AND a majority of the governorships! We are Master of the House, master of our domain, kings of the castle. Even our Dear Leader had to admit it. I would have loved to listen in on his call as he made nice to Pelosi, the woman who, previously, he could only refer to as “that liberal lesbian who’s gonna steal your children, bus them to the nearest ghetto for abortions, and then sell them to illegal aliens.”

In the process of taking the House, we #3) wiped Santorum off the floor of the Senate. His son cried; that was sad. Otherwise, wha-hoo! Take THAT, you brown-shirt in a suit.

#2) The ballot initiatives country-wide didn’t do badly at all. It looks like stem cell research got approved in Missouri, the gay marriage ban failed in Arizona, and, most excitingly, the anti-abortion bill imported to South Dakota straight from Nicaragua was voted down. Three cheers for choice, and for the voters in South Dakota!

#1) We’re within spitting distance of the Senate. In fact we may as well start acting as though we have it. Allen doesn’t seem to be fighting hard for his seat, which is the deciding one — he hasn’t insisted on a recount, for example, if the initial poring over the votes doesn’t discover an extra 7,001 for him in a box somewhere.

Webb seems to have gotten this memo: he’s acting confident. We should follow his lead. Although, honestly, even a 50/50 split in the Senate feels like a huge victory to me, especially when coupled with the other huge gains of today. God bless Rahm Emanuel. God bless Chuck Shumer. And god bless America: thanks to you, now I can see Borat!

… On that note, I should add that I’m also deliriously happy about my office. Finally, I’m in a place where people are politically engaged, friendly, funny, eager to talk about what’s going on while they congregate in the kitchen over free, company-supplied snacks & the free, company-suppled copy of the New York Times. Finally, I’m home.

ETA: Rummy. Yes. The first head to fall.