fashion victim? or ensembly challenged?
Oh my god! Jessica Simpson is wearing my junior prom dress from 1999! Where did she find it? And why does she look so angry about it?
At least SHE wasn’t asked to prom in the middle of French class, with everybody listening. At least the Clinique counter makeup lady didn’t pancake her face as white as a mime. At least HER mother’s Greek hairdresser didn’t iron her 40 pounds of hair straight, Elvira-style!
Okay, calming down now.
Wow — and here I thought *I* had trouble letting go of high school [j/k]…
wow. that’s hilarious. your prom, that is.
Gofugyourself has been so good this week. I like your hair. -Adam
Where are the pictures of that?
JS looks like she is about to begin transfiguration class on the first day at Hogwarts.