a holman in my heart

Seemingly another run-of-the-mill summer flick, Aniston and Vaugn’s The Break-up actually holds a box-office record. Spokespeople claim that it has the highest three-day opening ever in the United States for a romantic comedy that was released in June.

In other news, I hold the record for being the only person who has sat in my room with the lights off watching Simpsons dvds and eating Choco Tacos during the month of June.

The reclusive Eva is back, just in time for summer! Enjoy this limited time offer while supplies last.

So, I turned 24. One of my coworkers draped a shiny metallic birthday sign on the wall by my desk to give everyone who walked by a clue what to say to me instead of just pretending they don’t see me checking gmail. Another dropped by to tell me that my birthday was nothing compared to hers, which this year fell on 6/6/06 — she was so preoccupied with potential apocalypse she ended up celebrating by watching An Inconvenient Truth. By herself.

As I had a more run-of-the-mill sort of day, we decided to take a totally normal two hour lunch and go to Tabla. We brought one of the fellows from this site to help bolster our hoity-toity NYC restaurant cred.

When the chips were down though he failed us: he didn’t know what “cru” was either. For a while we played the menu version of Balderdash, all offering our wackiest guesses. Short for “crudite”? Short for “cru d’etat”? A miniature chocolate rowing team (served on a boat, of course!)? Jay-Z’s posse? To relieve the confusion, I ordered it in my haughtiest tone of voice and was relieved to discover: cru is hip for delicious. Saying any more would spoil the surprise.

The food was amazing, very Iron Chef (which I’m kinda hooked on), and since it’s restaurant week, 3 courses only cost $24.07. Then I hung out with friends, but would the almighty Ruth Reichl describe my friends as “impressively offbeat” and “so powerful, original and unexpected that they evoke intense emotions”? Case closed.

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  1. Hee hee. One of my favorite Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers strips features the clueless Fat Freddy gazing in horror at a French menu that offers him “Pain? Pois(s)ons? CRUDites?”

    I decided that crudite is a mineral, closely related to slimestone. Cthulhu’s sunken city of R’Lyeh is built mainly of slimestone and crudite.

  2. aw! thanks for paying it forward and giving me a potential slice of the coveted babble-audience. i totally forwarded your post to everyone whose opinion i semi-respect.

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