Top Five Baby Turn Ons

After seven weeks of extensive anthropological observation, we can declare with some confidence that our infant child seems to most enjoy the following:

#5: Sucking on her pacifier.

Also, beatboxing
Binky time

RUNNER UP: Spitting out her pacifier

#4: Bouncing. (Bopping is also acceptable, as are swaying, rocking, and jiggling.)

#3: Sleeping

Like Daddy, like daughter

#2: Burping, pooping, and that moment just after burping or pooping

And, of course, like Jerry Seinfeld

#1: Breasts. (“Why would I be a leg man? I have legs.”)

 

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