Around here, it’s all “Death, death, death, death, death, death, death — lunch — death, death, death — afternoon tea — death, death, death — quick shower ….”

The latest, and I am not making this up, is that my uncle has cancer. And it’s bad. When is cancer not bad? Sometimes! When it strikes other families, or Lance Armstrong, apparently. When it strikes my family, it is like, Pow! Kablammo! And other noises as well.

It is esophageal cancer, and it has spread.

As one sympathetic co-worker put it when I told them the latest news, “When it rains, it pours.” That was better than the *other* co-worker who said, “Bad stuff always comes in threes, doesn’t it?” Because JEBUS CRISP, you mean I need to expect more?

I am totally going to write a story about a character named Jebus Crisp, just as soon as I get my groove back.

With that goal in mind, on Thursday, I got a dramatic haircut, and on Friday, I dragged my friends out to a burlesque show emceed by Murray Hill. He even Twittered the show! Sort of. Not the part where he called my friends and me polyamorous lesbians — in his neologism, “Pollies” — and assumed that we passed Mr. Ben around for sport. Or, for that matter, the part where one of the dancers cavorted in Mr. Ben’s lap while I spontaneously combusted under the table.

So, as you can tell, considering everything, I am functioning. Occasionally, I waste time hating myself, or I cry on the treadmill because I find Terms of Endearment on TV and I can’t change the channel; and I haven’t yet managed to write anything since my dad died (see, “getting my groove back,” above). Still: burlesque; haircut; socializing … I’d give myself a B+.