Me: Mike, did you see this?
Mike: Oh my god! Racists are mean. Well, I guess they’ll have to get used to calling it the Black House.
Me: The Darkie House. Or maybe they could just call it The Ghetto!

(link via Wonkette)

ETA: The GOP is shocked, shocked and appalled. It will not tolerate — “or profit from” — racism. I guess that means no more ObamaMonkeys, either, huh? Damn PC-police, always ruining the fun.