The primary season is blessedly, finally over. Slate’s Hillary Death Watch moved her chances down to a red zero. And as to speculation that she should/could be put on the ticket — an idea on par with inviting the Macbeths to come along on your summer vacation — Beam had this to say:

Clinton’s handling of the past two days has all but closed off the possibility of an Obama-Clinton ticket. And that’s just one of the 78 reasons Clinton won’t be veep. Obama could never run as anti-Washington yet pick the personification thereof as his second. Clinton would never be able to cede the spotlight, as VPs must. And Bill’s presidential library would pose its own set of headaches, the Wall Street Journal reports today. If there were a Hillary Veepwatch, it would be hovering around 0 percent, too.

Please let it be true.

Meanwhile, isn’t our new President-to-be handsome? Wasn’t that fist bump great? And don’t you think he should be outfitted in a mandatory bulletproof vest for the next five months?