Yesterday I was scheduled for the needle biopsy that’s been freaking me out for a month. First there was one doctor who said it’s probably nothing but get an ultrasound just in case.

Thirty days later, after the ultrasound, there was another doctor who said it’s probably nothing but get a biopsy just in case.

Thirty days after that, there was a nurse and then another nurse and then finally a surgeon who said, “It’s nothing!”

I said, thoroughly brainwashed by this point, “You don’t want to poke me just in case?”

“No,” she said. “There’s nothing there to poke.”

Here I am, alive and tumor-free (so far as I know), and yet after the giddiness evaporated the residual stress hit. Maybe I’d been repressing it. In any event, I’m taking it easy today. It’s the last 70 degree day, according to NY1, and I’m going to suspend thinking about my future, try not to worry that the highly-recommended and respected surgeon is somehow wrong, maybe watch something mindless.

ETA: And then I saw my horoscope!

When issues get too complicated, you tend to withdraw into yourself until you’ve decided what to do. This is one of those times when it may seem easier to just sink quietly to the bottom of your cave and let the world flow by. However, this isn’t in your best interest. Instead, select your most important feelings and share them with someone close to you.

The metaphors here aren’t helping my headache. Sink to the bottom of my cave and let the world flow by — I guess I’m in the sea then? Is this because I’m a Cancer? (Can’t escape that word …) Also I’m not sure I have Most Important Feelings. The phrase makes me a picture an Olympic winners platform. But what National Anthem would play when the gold medal for Most Important Feeling goes to Anxiety?