spewing obscenities

the fucking cat just fucking ripped the w key off my keyboard and misaligned the q. i’m incoherent with rage. & the past two days have been pretty good. i’ve had several problems, see, and i finally got license to be proactive about the solution to a major one: and voila! o, the sweet, sweet sense of control that floods one when one gets to be proactive …

at least until one’s W is RIPPED from one’s KEYBOARD!! rip my heart from my chest while you’re at it, you hostile animal.

never again will i live with a cat. here, before god and country, i swear it. and every time i type a word with a W, my resolve hardens. never again with the cats.

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