cake or death
cake, please!
okay, here’s a real question. how many movies have you walked out of or stopped?
my list:
- waking life GOD that film is a pretentious waste. those conversations are not deep. they’re intellectual roadkill. we have those conversations during the first week of college before we realize college students are meant to limit their conversations to the subjects of teleology and poop.
- playing by heart
- age of innocence
i mean, as a general rule, i don’t see bad movies, so as a general rule i don’t stop or walk out of things no matter how badly they are in need of stopping or walking out of. case in point: love, actually to which i subjected not just myself but four others on friday.
a bit of advice, gov. when you’re making a romantic comedy — or eight at once — you do not need to begin with a pious lecture to your audience about how Love is All Around Us.
your audience is watching your movie either because (a) they believe that already, fervently, and expect you to back them up; (b) they are skeptics reasonably willing to be convinced; or (c) they think liam neeson, emma thompson, alan rickman, & colin firth are terrific actors and wouldn’t be in a movie all together if it were rubbish. for the (a)s, the lecture is redundant. for the (b)s, it induces vomiting. for the (c)s, it starts heart palpitations and alarm bells ringing and the unpleasant thought, “christ, what i have gotten myself and/or four others in for?”
romcoms are by definition not radical acts of resistance against the man (tho wouldn’t it be could if they were?). still it’s downright CREEPY to populate a supposedly sweet movie with adulterers, wannabe-adulterers, chronic sexual harassers, and men in positions of power who take advantage of their female underlings. especially when you’re not given time to know these people or understand their intentions, if they have any besides “it’s christmas! i’ll do what i like!” in the spirit of jesus, the original hedonist, of course.
rant To Be Continued and To Lead Up to a Point about Do The Right Thing.