YOU ARE PEDRO ALMODOVAR!IIII
You are adorable Spanish director Pedro Almodovar. Trust me,
it was either this or Benigni, and you lucked out.
http://www.ostrichink.com/may2003/almo.html
i only got here after redirecting my steps 4 times. first i made it as a corpse on six feet under, flipped burgers in a studio kitchen, directed porn, and was one of those pretentious assholes who just sneer at modern cinema fare. it’s hard getting to the top. take it yourself.