(names are changed to protect the ignorant — eds.)

becage28: i think she’s gay

ishtar42: who? [X] ?

becage28: yes

ishtar42: why? did she hit on you?

becage28: most compelling piece of evidence

becage28: she plays an instrument that you stick your hand up into

ishtar42: rebecca.

ishtar42: what instrument is that, incidentally?

becage28: french horn

[…] becage28: [X]’s like [Y, a mutual friend who is queer]

ishtar42: how so?

ishtar42: [Y] would never go to [geeky, 70% male tech skool which X will attend]

becage28: she has a lot of queer friends

becage28: just makes you wonder

ishtar42: so do i

becage28: ester.

ishtar42: i love queeer women

ishtar42: queer women are the best

ishtar42: all women should be queer

ishtar42: let the men have children, goddammit

becage28: ya

becage28: ok

ishtar42: let the men get fat and droopy and have to give up work

becage28: you’re proving my point

ishtar42: what was that, exactly, again?

[ … ] becage28: hate to break it to you–

becage28: i’m in my childbearing years

ishtar42: you are not!

ishtar42: and neither am i

becage28: i’m twentysomething

becage28: you’re not, yet

ishtar42: no, darling, childbearing years is a frame of mind

ishtar42: i will be, in a month!

becage28: no, you’ll be twentynothing

ahh, best. good distraction from my frustration and depression at the moment. my stubborn stomach refuses to get better, which means i’m back to my diet of bagels. technically i should be at swarthmore already, prepping for co|motion, but my stomach forced me to detour back home for an indeterminate amount of time. with any luck i’ll be on a train tomorrow, antibiotics in one hand, a bag of plain bland carbs in the other, and a steeled determination to get through this month.

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